Hey peeps, defination time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Motorshow - a place where cars and babes meet. Where car ethuaistics meet together to try out the mean machines, try out, meainig juz sit on the machines and pretend u are driving 210km/h....haha....where is the hell is MITSUBISHI and merscedes SHOWROOM ?? wat a waste...

Babes - gers who are trying to look good beside the cars, overall rating ? 6/10, some of them totally cannot make it lor...even ONE GAL has a BELLY !!!! OMG !!!! hmm...am i being a sexist here ?? keke...

Mean machines - futuristic cars who going to rule the roads, but doubt it it be here in singapore, coz for every 100m , there is a traffic light !! wat the point of getting a ferrari or a lambo ?? do you want us to hear your bloody noisy, which to you is music to your ears, hear your stupid extensive engines ?? haha...for for you know, u been heading to the nearest police station to have u fine and confiscatiing your machiens...hahaha...

Colleagues - working place ppl who are trying to be nice to you for a reason....

A : EVAAANNNN!!!! HOW ARRE U TODAE !!! *sweet voice* CANNNNNNNN HEEEEELLLLPPP me anot !!!!! *shitz*

ME : can i say no ??

A : ERRRR *teh voice* dun like tat larrrrrrrrrr!!!! u are so nice !!!!...

And goes on and on and on and on........

Leave/MC : A day where u can rest, but instead, been disturb by your colleagues at office, asking u questions on this and tat, might as well dun take leave !!!! hahaha....

department in my company : 1) ratio of guys to gals is 7 : 1, i calculate already, and i am the only guy in the whole row, am i lucky or wat !!! :) 2) a place where turnover rate is so damn high...anyone interested ?

MORE to come !!!!